Jack Law: cowardly, untrustworthy, bad habits, connected to the unscrupulous, a failure, mentally weak.
Nancy Ann Deparle: fabricator, wench, hypocrite, back stabber, silver spoon, degenerate.
Valerie Jarrett: mentally sharp, fire breather, intelligent, over achiever, ambitious.
David Plouffe: sucker, pawn, lackey, yes man, yb, gopher, going along for the ride.
Alyssa Mastromonaco: loud mouth, arrogant, unhappy, unsated, unrealistic, attack dog, fabricator, cut-throat, golden spoon,
rat in a cage, an alpha type.
Pete Rouse: puppet master, spy, mole, sneak, sinister, shadow figure, manipulative.
Alan B. Krueger: a mole, outlet, career driven, Tel Aviv hustler, pawn, low self-esteem, a crier, suicidal, Switzerland, pack animal.
Katherine Abraham: knowledgeable, clever, a token, a deer that freezes in the middle of a road with a car barreling down towards it.
Kori Schulman: slurpee, bright, outgoing, courteous, polite, ambitious, connected, marshmallows.
Samantha Power: political zealot, hemorrhoids, relentless, slave mentality, unrealistic, self-destructive.
Janet Napolitano: megalomaniac, puppet master, lizard, protective, possessive, cancer.
Terrell McSweeny: “cheers”, silly, likeable, like grease, pack animal that follows its leader off a cleft.
Heidi Avery: hardworking, alert, protective, alpha type.
Barack Obama: wheelchair bound, robotic, unpolished, fantasy dweller, masquerade, connected to the unscrupulous, smart, slick.
Victoria Espinel: BJQ, like grease, a pleaser, follower, socialite, fanatic.
Brian Levine: calculated, intelligent, ambitious, problem solver.
Katelyn Sabochik: realistic, career driven. Versatile, a seeker.
Danny Werfel: likes challenges, problem solver, optimist.
Jeffrey Zients: listener, just there for the party, fame/fortune.